I’ve decided that I’m going to learn to refrain from casual swearing. The emphasis here is on the “casual.”
You see, what I want is to have a special store of really strong words that I can break out for special occasions. That way, when something truly, absolutely needs to be emphasized, it will be impossible for other people to mistake it for some sort of over-reaction, or linguistic tick.
Essentially, I want to reach the point at which, on those few occasions that I do swear, the natural reaction of the people around me is to think: “holy spit, did Jaime just drop an f-bomb? Crap must be really serious!”
I admit that my plan might require some better word substitutes.
voxcorvegis 
Oh, OK. I guess that would explain why you omitted the prime minister’s middle name a couple posts back.