Every so often, I will notice a massive spike on my hit counter, only to find, upon investigation, that some mysterious reader in Canada is making their way through my archives, reading dozens or even hundreds of posts at a time. They never leave any comments; they never give me any ‘likes’ or ‘reblogs:’ I assume that they’re probably someone I know in real life, otherwise I don’t know why they would take such an interest in me. But they never approach me in real life either.
Who are you, mysterious Canadian!?!