Tag Archives: Puberty

The One Where I Talk About Boobs (The Didactic Express, Day 23)

So it turns out that I have breasts now. No doubt this is something that everyone just simply needs to know about. They’re not big ones, mind you; indeed they’re quite tiny by the standards of such things (just slightly … Continue reading

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The Secret History of Jaime (Part 4): Demographics and Biology.

Due to a demographic anomaly, after Grade Three there were only five girls (not including myself) in my elementary school class (which numbered, in total, between twenty-five and thirty students through to the end of my time in elementary school). … Continue reading

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Do the Dew

When I was about twelve or thirteen years old, I recall hearing a rumour circulating around my school that the soft drink Mountain Dew reduced the volume of the testicles of males who consumed it. More sensational versions of this … Continue reading

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