Whereas astrology is a load of complete dingos’ kidneys which makes no sense in terms of the empirically established laws of astrophysics; and
Whereas double blind tests have repeatedly shown that most people will automatically identify with generalized descriptions of their own star sign, regardless of whether or not it was written based on ‘legitimate’ astrological techniques; and
Whereas a person should always be aware of, and strain to rein-in their own cognitive biases;
I must reluctantly admit that…
I am such a Gemini.