Landlady Troubles

Landlady Troubles

If ever you come my way,

and are searching for a place,

stay away from dear old Avril

and her stupid pudgy face

For she’s as mad as she is ugly

(though that’s saying quite alot)

And will lie and thieve her foul way

To steal all you’ve got.

I deeply dislike my present landlady.


About thevenerablecorvex

I have the heart of a poet, the brain of a theoretical physicist, and the wingspan of an albatross. I am also notable for my humility.
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